Brambory
Tak si to představ Karle, pošlu ženu pro brambory do krámu a vono ji přejede
auto !!
-- To je hrozný ! A co budeš dělat ??
Ále, asi rejži...
Chcete kousnout?
Sedí na zahradě chlap a žere jitrnice, tlačenku, prejt...
Za plotem stojí žebrák a slintá. Chlápek se na něj podívá a říká:
- Chceš kousnot ?
- Ano, ano !
- AZORE, TRHEJ !!!
Chleba
Přijde pán do obchodu a povídá : "Prosím Vás, máte dost chleba ?
Já si musím skočit domů pro peníze..."
Prodavačka : "Milej pane, chleba tady máme tři prdele ..."
...Za hodinu přiběhne pán znovu a povída "Tak já bych si vzal jeden
chleba..." Prodavačka : "Už nemáme ..."
Pán : "Vždyť jste říkala, že máte chleba tři prdele ... :-(
"Prodavačka : "Tři prdele - to je šest půlek. To máte prodaný za pár
minut... "
Černý a barevný
Povídá černoch bělochovi:
Černý se my už narodíme,
černý jsme ať je nám zima nebo horko,
černý jsme i když je nám špatně a
černý i umřeme.
Kdežto vy se narodíte růžový,
když je vám zima jste fialový,
když je vám blbě jste zelený,
když jste nemocný, jste žlutý,
když nemůžete dejchat, jste modrý,
když se vztekáte zrudnete a
teprve až mrtví máte bílou barvu.
Tak kdo je tu kurva barevnej?
Čech,Američan a trabant
Čech (CZ) a Američan(A) se hádají, že Trabant není auto...
CZ : Trabant je auto, má čtyři kola a motor!!!
A : Takavá šunka! To nemůže bejt auto!!!
CZ : Je a je a je!!!
A : Tak to dokaž!!!
CZ : Nastoupí do trabanta a jede dopředu a dozadu a pak udělá pár koleček a
pak se vrátí.
A : Dobře je to auto, ale proč ty manévry?
CZ : Zabouchnul jsem si do dveří pampelišku a nešla utrhnout a tak jsem ji
musel ukroutit.
Červená
Zastaví policajt za křižovatkou řidiče:
"Jakto že jste přejel na červenou? To jste ji neviděl?"
"Ale jo, viděl, ale Vás jsem neviděl."
Cikán a rybka
Uloví takhle jeden cikán zlatou rybku. A jak to už bejvá, rybka okamžitě
začne slibovat za propuštění splněni tří přání.
A cikán se dlouho nerozmejšlí a řekne:
"Tak za prvý chci bejt bílej,
za druhý chci bejt v balíku,
no a za třetí chci aby mě ženský braly."
No a rybka z něj udělala vložku
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